Earlier this morning I went to the restroom and felt the need to mentally throw up. You know what came out? An iPhone. Yeah that's right. You heard me. Dallas/Ft. Worth has received as much rain in two days that we normally get in a year, there's a war going on, there's a junk load of political posturing going on with the presidential hopefuls, but there's only one thing on the news: the iPhone. iPhone this, iPhone that... bla bla bla... iLines, iCamping out... A&TT iExclusivity, network this, network that... I'm starting to think if I sat in a dark room with no windows, lights, or electronics, somehow word about the latest iPhone junk would some how seep in. It's like an unstoppable cancer, eating up society.

Our little family went out to eat tonight and guess what? There was traffic congestion and a number of parking spaces were blocked off in the town center. Why? Because the iLine that leads to the iStore that sells the iPhone was going down the iStreet and around the iCorner, and was hindering the flow of iTraffic.

Seriously.... If you haven't iPuked yet, now is as good a time as any.