Somebody call Mark Burnett, I've got a killer idea for a new season of Survivor. And please, make no mistake; this idea will deliver ratings like no one has ever seen.

Survivor: Sahara Desert

Three contestants. Two months. One really big desert. And the timing? It couldn't be more perfect. Rosie is leaving The View, Imus was fired, and I just can't imagine anyone with half a brain cell offering legitimate work to Alec. It would be the battle of the verbal slayers. Tune in.

Mark, we'll work out the details on what you owe me for the idea later.